One day (if not already) you’re going to find yourself in a dreadful position.
A group assignment.
Remember the children’s song from Sunday School?
“When we all pull together, together, together,
When we all pull together, how happy we’ll be.”
The professor will disguise this awful task with pretty words such as: “Collaborative,” and “easy.”
If you’re lucky, you’ll have one other person in the group to help you with the coffee-filled-and-sleep-lacking nights…but most likely you will do everything on your own.
You’re the guy who will show up the day of the presentation (after you’ve done each part) saying something like:
When all you really wanted was:
At this point I can’t help but contemplate on which side of this sits the more intelligent human. The person who is actually working, or the person who somehow smarted their way out of doing any work what-so-ever..?
AS SOMEONE WHO IS ACTIVELY AVOIDING FAILURE-
No more group assignments.
At least let me take full credit for everything I did as an individual and ding them for being absolutely lazy.